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catscratch-fever:

sueishappy:

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CAN YOU ALL JUST GET THE PICTURE THAT IT’S NOT OKAY TO CALL PEOPLE THIS, EVEN IF IT’S A “JOKE”

This was my favourite part of Louie!

Make it rain roses!

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choochoopj:

madeofsquirrels:

Buckle up motherfuckers, I am going to explain you a thing.

This show here is called ‘Come Outside’. Never heard of it? Not surprised, assbutts, this slice of fried motherfucking gold was on 1993-1997. This was how you got a motherfucking education in Britain during the time everyone was too busy wearing legwarmers and discovering the Simpsons to teach anyone any shit.

That classy woman up there is Auntie Mabel, and she is not the lady with whom to fuck. She’s retired enough to be able to sit around knitting all fucking day with that awesome little dog Pippin. Retired from what? I hear you beg to know. Fuck if I know, but she can afford a plane and fuel and upkeep, and she can afford to use it whenever she gets curious. And that plane has RAF in the callsign, so fuck yeah.

Pippin the aforementioned rockin’ dog was her bmfl and would probably fuck you up if you ever thought Auntie Mabel was a defenseless old woman (again, lady could probably fuck up your shit six ways to Sunday with a knitting needle).

The plot of every goddamn episode (who the fuck needs a new plot when yours is this goddamn fucking informative) was Auntie Mabel expanding her goddamn mind AND NOT USING DRUGS HELL NO this woman used MOTHERFUCKING KNOWLEDGE TO DO THAT. See kids drugs are for fucking mugs GET SOME KNOWLEDGE IF YOU WANNA OWN YOUR OWN PLANE AND GIVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT FLYING LAWS AND SHIT because Auntie Mabel had about as many flight plans submitted as fucks given.

She wanted to know new shit (or get some new jam or she’d run out of wool or what the hell ever) and BAM ZOOM she would hop in the goddamn airplane and before you can say ‘carbon footprint’ she would be TOURING THE GODDAMN FACTORY WHERE THE MCGUBBIN OF THE DAY WAS MADE because when you’re Auntie Mabel you don’t need any ‘pass’ or any of that shit and you CERTAINLY don’t need to listen to health and safety nope you just bring that motherfucking dog into the jam factory son.

She would proceed to LEARN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT OF THAT SUBJECT like some kind of Vulcan grandma and then she would swan the fuck home and rock out in the knowledge that every single child in BRITAIN had learned with her.

She saved hedgehogs (watch the 14 minute kaleidoscope of knowledge presented to you above if you are still not convinced). She made goddamn jam out of the wazoo. She went into the sewers (because the only shit she won’t put up with is YOURS). She got locked in a fucking cupboard and TELEPATHICALLY DIRECTED PIPPIN TO A FIRE STATION (or trained him to go get firemen which lets be honest is still pretty metal.)

TL;DR COME OUTSIDE IS THE BACKBONE OF MOST 18-25 YEAR OLD’S EDUCATIONS IN THE UK AND AUNTIE MABEL IS PRACTICALLY THE QUEEN THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

THIS ISN’T EVEN AN EXAGGERATION COME OUTSIDE WAS THE SHIT AUNT MABEL WAS THE FUCKING BOMB AND PIPPIN WAS ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR . Sadly pippin died so r.i.p. Pippin you were the pride of Britain.

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emberises:

mirahxox:

this is soul crushing

I AM EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

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catscratch-fever:

Yeahhh, I think I reblogged this already but that’s not going to stop me.

catscratch-fever:

Yeahhh, I think I reblogged this already but that’s not going to stop me.

kentuckyfreedchicken:

de-alegria:

Today’s Life Science lesson

i can confirm this my dad is a scientist

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